clouis-loumentine:

me playing mass effect 2 every time, knowing full well i have the upgrades and missions completed for everyone, including myself, to survive the suicide mission unharmed: IM GONNA DIE IM GONNA DIE GARRUS ARE YOU GONNA DIE??? OH THANK GOD!!! AH FUCK A LASER!!!!! HOLY FUCK WE’RE GONNA DIE.

luxury-loki:

Thor: I’ve failed you. I spent four years desperately trying to track down the remaining Infinity Stones but I never could and now half the universe is gone. I’m so sorry. I’m sure the rest of you have done twice the amount I have.

Natasha:

Steve:

Clint:

Tony: ummmm we spent the past 2 years not speaking after we had a fight in a Tesco carpark.

Thor:

bookerdewittless:

death stranding trailer woman: “you still don’t know who i am, do you?”

death stranding norman reedus: “no who are you?”

death stranding woman: dramatically turns around and reveals herself

me, despite having absolutely no clue who this woman is because of the lack of context for anything remotely involving the plot of this game: holy shit no way

moonpaw:

Where the hell is my phone????

*shakes blankets one by one*

Thunk

There it is

pumpkinsforsale:

Casting director: we need the voice of pikachu to be a recognized name. It’s going to be tough to find a respectable actor wh

Ryan Reynolds: ME

Ryan Reynolds: I’LL DO IT

Ryan Reynolds: PIKA PIKA MOTHER FUCKER

strengthins0lidarity:

apricops:

*centrist voice* So would you stop being friends with someone just because your favorite color is blue and their favorite color is waterboarding innocent people?

Not-at-all-gentle reminder that politics are an indication of your moral character.

kickin-jeans:

ayatollahkhomeiniofficial:

I’ve come to the conclusion that none of you fear god

me addressing the huge fucking geese sleeping and shitting in front of the entrance to my college

youbetheanchorandillbethewings:

Webster: “I have new evidence to submit to the court. Ms. Spellman, please read the name printed here on this document.

Hilda: “Yes. It reads, um, "Sabrina Spellman.”

Webster: “Witnessed by…”

Hilda: “Witnessed by her mother, Diana Spellman…and, well, me, Hilda Spellman.”

Webster: “I offer in evidence a baptismal certificate…from the Holy Mother Church of Greendale”

Originally posted by kemch

kingsleywynn:

sabrina: *starts stripping*

harvey: *starts stripping*

sabrina: ??

harvey:

Originally posted by watermelongifs